I hate how my neighbors keep their blinds on their house open so they can see all of my little screw ups. Like just now, I was in my backyard trying to chase my cat in while wearing pajamas. While I was out there, I saw how out-of-control the yellow jasmine was growing up against my house, so I decided to pull it up once and for all. My socks were starting to get dirty so I went inside to look for some shoes. All I could find were my riding boots. I also grabbed a rake to help with the derooting. Now, I was outside pulling up a plant using a rake while wearing knee-high boots and my PJs in the middle of the day. Once I got tired of doing this, it was time to get the cat inside. She was underneath my brother's car. I got on my stomach to see exactly wear she was, and then I had to rock the car back and forth to scare her out. This whole time, I can just imagine my neighbors with the whole family looking out the window, watching that retard girl.
I've had countless encounters with them like this one. The worst one was when I was mocking my mother really loudly. When I look across the street, there they are in their front yard, staring at me with their friends and family, jaws dropped and everything. But oh well, that's life. Or mine anyways.
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ur neighbors are amazing..... are they free enough to do these stupid things??
Sorry, the stupid Blogster won't let me reply, so I'll just put it in another comment. I probably took too long to reply... oops.
But anywho, yes, they are free enough to watch me.
Sounds like your neighbors are not only excessively nosy but they have too much time on their hands.
wow...i do that kind of stuff all the time...idc what anyone thinks
That's the spirit! It doesn't matter if he is a hot policeman, I just have to show my true self!
lol, teehee... you go girl!